A Horror Cocktail Menu for the Creepiest Christmas Party!
This post originally appeared on Nightmare on Film Street.
It’s the Christmas season, and our days are merry and bright…but our nights are cold and dark, and there’s enough Christmas horror that the holiday can almost be a second Halloween. If you like a little creepy in your Christmas, here’s a festive and simple cocktail menu inspired by seasonal horror films. These recipes are enough for a small gathering but can easily be doubled to share with all your fiends and family.
First up, drinks! I have a special place in my little black heart for 1984’s Gremlins, as it was the first horror movie I ever saw as a child. The Christmastime creature-feature gave me nightmares, and it was years before I realized that it is actually very funny and not the most terrifying movie ever made. That’s not to say it’s not terrifying; imagine being attacked by manic murderous cackling gremlins in your own kitchen. If you remember that scene, you’ll know why this is a green drink made in a blender! It’s green tea and bourbon sweetened by a Chinese five spice simple syrup that evokes the Chinatown antique shop that little mogwai Gizmo came from and bonus, it smells like Christmas. Just don’t serve your guests after midnight.
Spiced Gremlin (Cocktail)
- 2 cups strong green tea
- 1/2 cup sugar
- 1/2 cup water
- 1 teaspoon Chinese five spice powder
- 1/2 cup bourbon
- green food coloring
- green maraschino cherries for garnish
Next up is a savory snack. 2015’s Krampus is the story of a dysfunctional family holiday gathering turned dark by the demon from European folklore, and though a fairly recent film, is already a modern Christmas horror classic. There are some great food scenes, whether a tracking shot through the kitchen of the German grandmother’s copious Christmas baking, or the epic gingerbread battle. This appetizer comes from the dinner – every black humor family film needs a dinner scene – that the mom, Sarah (Toni Collette) has prepared. If you’re a fancy fussy host like Sarah and would take comments like “It looks like Martha Stewart threw up in here” as a compliment, but don’t have a week to cure gravlax, then these smoked salmon toasts with lemon dill sour cream, pickled red onion, and crispy capers are perfect. If you’re less fussy, just go with macaroni and cheese and hotdogs.
Krampus Smoked Salmon Toasts
- 1 small red onion, thinly sliced
- red wine vinegar
- 12 ounces pumpernickel bread, the little party size or else sliced into 2 inch squares
- 1/2 cup sour cream
- zest of one lemon
- 4 sprigs dill, finely chopped
- 1 tablespoon capers
- olive oil
- 4 ounces smoked salmon, sliced
Finally we’re going sweeter, and a lot darker, with this treat inspired by the 1974 slasher Black Christmas. As one of the very first slasher films, it follows a deranged killer stalking a group of sorority girls, and is so creepy and unsettling that you’ll definitely need to stress-eat chocolate after viewing. So for that, we have these lovely truffles that are a bite-sized version of traditional English Christmas pudding. They are made from crumbled fruit cake, and are a little boozy, drizzled in dark chocolate and decorated with pretty green pistachios and dried cranberries.
Black Christmas Pudding Truffles
- 1 pound store-bought fruit cake
- 3 ounces dark chocolate chips, divided
- 2 tablespoons sherry, brandy, or rum
- 1 1/2 cups dark chocolate chips, divided
- chopped pistachios and dried cranberries for garnish